My Brother Dedicated this blog to me...

my jon bergstrom rant


yesterday i was riding my bike and i decided to stop into save a lot to get some flowers for lindsey!! so i went across the street through the stoplight, and turned to go into the save a lot parking lot. well the damn nazi city of litchfield workers decided NOT to finish the road near save a lot, because the morons decide to spend their money on fixing the streets in the unemployed areas of town! lousy freeloaders, they're what's wrong with america! sit on their ass and wait for their unemployment checks so they can raise their kids on spaghettios!!! anyway, the street was lower than the actual path into the parking lot, so my tire hit the driveway area and i went sprawling to the ground! because my bike wasn't able to get over the bump. so i hit the ground in front of all the people stopped at the stop light, who were all probably a bunch of people i went to high school with, who never gave me the time of day and laughed at me because they thought they were better than me! so they probably just sat there laughing, and then drove off to their lousy jobs and then go home to their pregnant wives, who will raise their family and never leave litchfield! so i'm thinking of either suing save a lot, or the streets dept. lol.

yea, he knows my blog posts inspired him. thank you, Erik!