Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Top 10 Things that piss me off

Have to do this list to get things off my chest:

1. Couples on the cell phone after spending a whole day with each other.

this annoys me, especially with roomates or a sibling of mine. They go out to see their girlfriend 12 hours all day. Watch a movie, go on walks, everything is roses. Then they come home and they are on the the phone for another three hours. I don't get it. You might as well declare a wedding the next day if you can't get enough of each other.

2. Naive Freshman chicks

They come to college, wear the skimpiest clothes, very unintelligent and sleep around as if it's a sport to them. Then they fail out of college and pursue cosmetology or something like that. They like to think everyone likes them, but really we think of them as dumb, and jocks i'm sure only think of them as 'easy' but nothing else. Way to have self-respect! Sure, they are hot, but don't expect them to be too innocent or genuine people. I see the University don't do academic checks anymore. we don't need them here. They can take their business to the strip club as far as I'm concerned.

3. People who like to hear themselves talk.

I see this go around a lot, and even happens within our extended family. We get the mother and the father, who are in the money, flap their gums all day long about how their kids are the most popular people in school or they talk about going to their home in LA for a business trips, blah blah blah. Then they go into gas stations and fast food places, and make it clear they are a big deal, and you should know what kind of ciggarettes they want or what kind of order they get. Fuck that, you are not that important. Don't they get enough attention? If they feel they need to prove something, write a fucking book or take it to hollywood and see who really cares.


4. Novelty T-Shirts

I don't dislike all novelty t-shirts. I do like the band logos and alcohol logos, but people wearing "I see dumb people" or "I eat glue" shirts are just asking to get their ass kicked. Don't perpetuate every week wearing those shirts because you're just wearing out your welcome, trying to be the funny man. You're just plain dumb.

5. People who blame our president about the hurricane/Kanye West

"Hurricane Katrina hit New orleans. It's George Bush's fault and it's a scientific fact he made this hurricane happen" - Sure, People who lack responsibility to prepare for the storm or deal with the storm would saying something retarded like this. and fuck kanye west. Why the fuck didn't he go to New Orleans to help out himself with the hurricane victims before it happened? Big rapstar he is, he could have gotten a huge ass stadium somewhere to take all the people there and everything would be roses. He could have been the hero of the day but NO HE WASN'T SO WHO IS HE TO SAY BLAME GEORGE BUSH!! Hell with that peice of crap.


6. Feeling sorry for jail-birds


How democratic can a person be, as i once heard from my friend, andy. someone out there is shedding her tears over some scumbag sitting in jail, who steals and rapes underage women. why would she feel sorry for him as he is getting what he paid for? And she's not a family member either. Yeah, it's obvious this is messed up.


7. Housewives/homemaker moms going crazy over coupons.

This just bothers me....

8. Stupid women who are unhappy with their mind-fucking, asshole boyfriends but remain staying with them...

Yeah, probaly the dumbest thing that happens in our society. These girls try to make you feel sorry for them. Then when they complain about it all to their friend for moral, and never take any advice and go back to the poor son of a bitch, and get hurt all over again. I don't feel a damn bit sorry for them if they keep doing this to themselves.

9. Gamers.

They play their halo 2 all day, go to their minimum wage job at subway and work for 4 hours, come home and play it all over again for another 12 hours. What's crazy they have the money to purchase a fifty dollar game every week. They are the biggest dickheads too if you aren't as good playing video games. I used to be alright with them, but they piss me off when they are being jerks. No wonder they can't get laid. It would suck to tell your grandkids when you were in your mid-20's, you lived at your parent's house and played video games all day. You're wasting a lot of beautiful days. They need real hobbies.

10. Holier than thou people

You read the bible, you do everything that is good to be close to Jesus and God but you look down on others who aren't like you, but you make the same mistakes. they need to get over themselves, cuz no matter what they are and what they do: they are just like me and everyone else!!

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