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www.myspace.com/jonneboy the weather over there seems more delightful. blogspot has ran it's course.


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peace out

J2K

"protect your neck"

Pork Soda

Job hunting sucks in Litchfield and surrounding areas. Hutchinson should have something, eh? For one thing my MOM spread the word in town that I will be going to eurospring so everyone knows pretty much that i'll only be useful for only a couple months....and they dont' want that. they want someone to last longer than that. sucks ass.

Did some outings with friends, got together with some and played board games and i must say that I helped out dominate Scene It since i'm a movie nut. nothing else exciting really is happening cept i'll be looking forward to the new year to start over, and get as fucked up as I want to be.


I'll be the most poorest person in europe if this shit keeps happening with not finding a job.

BEER! BEER! BEER!!

Jon

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas readers. I had a good night on X-mas eve, chowing down chowder and other great snacks before the gift opening. Always a tradition in our household..hold up the cake for a picture (Erik and I), and open gifts.

What we do...mom and dad has the whole family, us four, go to a small lutheran church outside of town and let the party begin at home. probaly the only time these days that our family, just the four of us, get together and be close. Other times during holidays we get caught up with extended families and have no time for eachother. Now that we are in college, I do appreciate the time we spend together.

Christmas Day we usually do the whole celebrate with the extended family thing. Either go down to southern minnesota at gram/gramps house or go to the cities to see my mom's sister's family. I don't really dig going to the cities...seeing my aunt's kids grow up to be lawyer/doctor, got nothing but good things going for them all just makes me sick to my stomach. I don't dig it there much at all, but sure as hell am happy once i leave their place. oy!

Actually, this year we'll hit two birds with one stone. on monday we'll be heading over to gram/gramp's house to see my dad's side. jolly people. always nice and fun to be around. seem to be interested in us rather than those damn snobs in the cities.


I'm so relaxed during htis holiday. All those everyday worries are gone. All those past shit you delt with (relationships, fight in the family) are gone, it's all peace on earth.


Yep, and I must say the Trans-siberian orchestra is damn good listening for x-mas. good shit.

X-mas is a great holiday overall.

Happy Holidays
you friends take it easy. I will have you in my thoughts.

J2K

P.S. What is not a good gift is finding viruses on your computer....grrrrr!!!

L-Town Palooza!

Yay! Semester is over with...

No! Going to be bored in Litchfield...although work will keep me busy.

I got me a job at least. Lined up at a town called Dassel Minnesota. Goping to run forklift and have fun with those kinds of things in a whorehouse...i mean wharehouse.

Thinking I might get drunk tonight at a friend's birthday party. It's going to be tits, man, going to ge tits.

Fun will be over, i'll be broke all weekend, dink around with family stuff this weekend, and then....yeah, who knows if i'll get any rest.

Peace Out, COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERSHITBRICKASSCORNHOLES!!!!

J2K

Blog Got Me Into Trouble...Time for a Change

This blog has been getting me into trouble a lot and fucking aye, i just get dumb sometimes and say shit i do not mean to say, and yeah...i'm lousy. i hurt people. i hurt myself. I fuck it all up at the end and i don't need this and neither does anyone else.

abby, i'm sorry that I was a complete ass for letting the drunkeness speak like that. i really enjoy your company comepletely and i hope you know that. I let people bring me down that we had something. I think I owe the whole delta organization an apology. Each and everyone of them should be respected that they do good things on campus, and as people they are very cool to be friends with.


I don't know how people find my blog...i only broadcasted it to a small portion of friends. i guess more people see this...i have to be careful. I have to stop being a jerk to get attention. that is what it is...insecurity. This is a blog to apologize to everyone. Everyone who are offended or who think i post totally explicit material. this is not fun and games...things can get really bad.


I never meant anything what i put whole heartedly...I did it to get a rise out of people.

I know that I will be a changed man...abby gave me a wake up call and I am glad to know that we are still friends. She's a cool person and I will miss her this coming semester.

Abby, I'm sorry.

No More Drunk Dialing...

Last night was excellent. It was my last party in bemidji (for awhile), and getting liquored up on natty ice was priceless (natty ice is priceless).

Right now, I should be studying for my final i have tmorrow but i still feel like shit even though i woke up 2 hours ago, and got plenty of sleep. it was an early night.

Oh, and I decided to be funny to call my ex gf a few times. ended up fighting as usual. called her names and yeah...pretty stupid. fucking stupid why do i do that shit? anyway, i get emotional and i feel she kind of ruined my life. now that i'm sober, i don't look at my life being ruined, and things are lit up for me.

i ended up falling off the couch, stools, etc and yeah...fucking wasted. that's me...i'm hard to miss.

going home wednesday after i take the final...europe here i come.

(it's funny cuz i said 'come'..ha ha ha!)

Jon

There's This kind of Alcohol I know...

I had a taste of this alcohol last night, and its name is trouble. has these effects on you: makes women mad at you, and invite wrong company...

Last night was half/half but good god, i need to lay off the drinks called 'trouble'...there's a lot of alcohol content the more your drink.

and cut

j2k

Ch-ch-changes...

Starting last night: drank like i usually do as i watched beaver hockey (souix won, those pussies...that means my brother will get a boot up his ass when he arrives town today)..but it was good times. Always nice to be in a relaxed environment at times with Aaron, Andy, and Alex just having a few and shoot the shit. I'm going to get drunk with those guys before I head home to Litchfield.

after watching the game at alex's, i took off to bridgid's cross and watched Chosen Addiction play..hella cool band. Cody, friend of mine, is the guitarist in it and is also an OTE member. good shit..lead guitarist knows his solos with the covers they did. From Hotel california to Comfortably Numb, it all was rocking. Had some beers with the brothers and it was a good ol' time.

After the bar, took off to Jarret's house with Tom and we jammed. We fucking jammed for the first time and I took lead vocals. The way it sounded, my vocal styled fit like a glove with their shti they were playing. So that means...goddamnit, I move home in a couple days and I'm so bummed that I cannot carry anything further with these guys...for awhile at least.

This coming fall i plan to move to the house at Nymore and jam some more. I was going to play bass but jarret gave me the opportunity to be lead vocals..my dream..and he felt comfortable plucking on my jazz bass so why not? nice to experience other things...

Passed out on the couch after getting high around 3...woke up around 9 and decided that "fuck this..not working today....i have an x-mas formal tonight wtih OTE." yeah, ppl were being dumb and didn't wnat to work for me. I said fuck it...my last weekend here and I doubt i want to work with dining services when i come back anyway. I have just been so stressed out getting prepared for europe and finals and shit. Plus my mom is up here and is nagging me like hell...grrr...and I have to live with her for a couple months before i set sail overseas...

Well now I'm tired, and fuck yea, x-mas formal tonight. what's that mean?.....I'm getting wasted.

J2K

feeling groggy...

fuck

i have an 8 am final..that's right away in the morning and i've been stuck here for four hours studying for it. (the library that is...bitches!!)

taking a break and felt like using the blog.

yeah, i am worried that i won't do so good, but the effort i'm putting in...can't be all that bad.

-Jon

Come to Find out: This Blog has been read by many people...More than I know Of..

I have to be careful what I post. I found out last night that some people have been reading this blog, and I hurt their feelings.

Come down to it, the only person who deserves to get trash talked on this is the infamous ex-girlfriend, but I don't care. She sucks. I just heard either she or her fuck buddy is collecting social security. Over what..those bumfucks too lazy to work? sounds like them. Too dumb to contribute to society...anyway...fucke em..Back to the subject I was talking about. It's just that sometimes, like this past summer I said some things about other people, and ran into a friend of mine that recalled seeing some vulgar comments that may have offended people. I didn't know he reads my blog plus other friends of his read my blog.

I was speechless. Wow. I felt horrible that I may have spoke my mind like that and it backfired. I feel bad but once you are at the moment you want to get off your chest, you can't help it but spill your guts out on this damn thing. I said how I felt at the time, and all I can say is I apologize and I will be more careful.

If you feel to send comments since I am not allowed to get comments from non-blogspot users, email me jon_bergstrom@hotmail.com...I can receive hate mail even. Heh, Bill O'Reilly gets it everyday and by god this guy is well-spoken, and is no bullshit....gets a lot of hate-mail from left-wing bums bickering about stuff everyday but I like the guy. I usually Watch him on Fox news like 2 am. He and I see eye to eye to say the least. Many think he brings people down, but those people ask for it. They need a better way to back up with what they are talking about, and should beware of the wratch from O'Reilly.

so email jon_bergstrom@hotmail.com and send some comments. I will read everyone of them. It's free, and I will catch you at a different time. that way, you can all get the last word...Ohhhhh

Peace

Jon

How to make a Jon

Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 5 parts crazyiness 2 parts ego

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

The 'Rents

I feel like picking on the rents..so ah, this blog is dedicated to them...

My Mom and Dad have always been arguing and getting on eachother's nerves for as long as I can remember. My Mom, being a norweigen and my Dad being a short-tempered irish-swedish type of person may not see eye to eye on things. My mom's side likes to spoil, likes to be the smothering type. my dad's side wants us to teach us the values of work ethic, and teaching you ways to live before you go on your own.. You have my mom interupt conversations all the time, like i do, which can be annoying. My Dad...not patient and cries over spilled milk. Probaly why his job requires himself to work alone so he can do his own thing, and be independent. But it's very interesting that my mom and dad aren't divorced. They don't seem to see eye to eye a lot, but they do get along well. Nice to have a complete family, not to be selfish, than to have horseshit step parents. They are doing something right, and I praise em' for it.


My mom had cancer twice when I was young. at 3-4..possibly 5 i barely saw her around. I was being hauled around by relatives and horseshit babysitters (Yeah, i hated babysitters) a lot cuz my dad worked 2 jobs. This was all in Hutchinson...dad had a job at hutch tech i believe and the coop elevator. Fuck, it sucked not having parents around. I barely saw them around...but instead, i was left with a total bitch of a babysitter who had her teenage sons pick on us all the time. It sucked. Oh, no wonder she lives in a trailor park..her life is trash.

Reason why my mom is the smothering type now cuz she wasn't there for us when we were younger, being sick. I had no idea what was going on, and I can recall seeing her at the hospital times kind of scared me. Yeah, I get annoyed sometimes with her nagging and forking over money even when I don't need it. Her nagging is just her job to make sure I get it all right. My Dad...he'll raise his voice...but he's funny, I laugh at shit when he gets mad now cuz he makes it comical with the cursing, and boo-hooing over small stuff.

One time, my dad was putting up christmas lights in our kitchen. (typical night, mom and dad having busch light in the kitchen smoking doral ciggarettes.) So he was kind of tipsy, putting up the lights. Suddenly he stumbles, and knocks over the wall shelf with spices and other cooking ingredients. It was like seeing a dopey comedy on television. His reaction: priceless!

"Goddamn son of a bitch!" (his favorite angry expression)

"I give up on this fucking house...fuck you house!"

Oh but it's nothing scary...i mean we all broke out laughing. It's all good. Wish more ppl would have seen it.

My mom loves to cook and I can say that nothing will ever beat her cooking...no offense to anyone. She just sent me bags of cookies and brownies for finals week,a nd I'm going to need them. Homecooked meals are very limited up here, and I look forward to it once I move home. Yep, it will be my mom and myself living in that house this winter. Dad will be driving truck, and Erik will still take classes.
Yeah...we'll get along great.

One thing you all might notice about me is that I don't say "love you" a lot to my parents on the phone. I don't know why...never feel like I have to say it. It's too cheesy. My dad taught me not to say goodbye...just a simple 'see you later'. that is why i don't use the word love cuz there is no reason to say it cuz it's too profound and not necessary to say it during every phone call.

I have a long night ahead of me and i'm burnt out typing this: worked pizza smut tonight and now back to doing my reading/paper.

see you on the flipside

Jon

Update!

I am in a sucky position with life. Oh yes. I don't have any shit prepared for europe and now it is time I apply for my passport, and save the money.

My financial status is horrible. Seems that I don't spend my money wisely, and now at 22 i am learning my lesson. Oh yes.

There's a hockey game tonight at BSU...it's a big deal. Just like our game going head to head with UND. Erik, be ready to get stomped. that is all I have to say.

Party On Dewey tonight. anyone who's a friend of J2K's is invited.

Peace

J2K

(Expanding my ego...deal with it!)

I Got Your Money

Last day of student senate: that means my face is so chapped from smiling about it!

I need a proxy...lemme know you want to take my spot while i'll take a leave of abscence.

Wednesdays are hectic. senate will be over with at least. Have two more weeks with having the meeting with the fraternity. Goddamn, OTE rules.

Peace Out

J2K

Here's the Deal Today...

Message Last night..angry.

Message Today...feeling sorry for myself a little.

So all day I cannot get it out of my head that I fucked up last night, and everyone who knows about it told me I was foolish, and yes, thank you folks for reminding me. I was good and bloated. So student senate execs were there, and so now that I fucked up i am afraid they'll look down on me. Oh well. Still, those prick baseball players were saying shit right away...bah, typical 19-20 year olds.

To blow off some steem, I read a little today. Don't read much. I guess it's cool to read to get absorbed into a different demension from the world, just where i needed to be. reading a book for a class actually, so :-S. Want to thank the ladies for intiving me to the library today to join them to a study group so we can be assured we will do damn good with finals rather then doing a half ass job, like i do with life.

Walking back from the library, reality kicks in again, and here's how I see myself:

definition of J2K: always has done a half ass job with whatever he does, bank account suffers from alcohlism, meets the wrong women at wrong places, up for a good time and can be overly jolly that can be trouble.

More definitions to come...

BSU: the lake, the drinking, the life. Will it ever get any better than this?

-J2K

I Hate People...Here's Why

I feel like I shouldn't like other people who aren't me because they are prudes, and are uptight about my actions. (But I love those who are considered my friends and accept me for who i am..not total prudes) take for instance I was kicked out of a "rave" (fucking joke...where's the X and where's the acid?) for knocking beer bottles off of a coffee table. Number one we were all drunk and we do stupid shit when we are drunk. If I did that at a friends house, they'll be like "jon your dumb...balls in your face" but yeah, I guess I'm still a stranger to some. Yeah so anyway...Some dude ratted me out by seeing it and I got bitched out. Yes, i had it coming but I'm so enraged cuz I didn't get a chance to apologize. this dude who asked me to leave was an ass, and I explained evertyhign why i did it and even offered to pay for damages...what damage is the question my own dumbass asks myself...just empties on the floor, nothing spilled. Christ, cut me some slack. So he was like leave goddamnit leave...okay...so i left. I dunno, shit like that sticks in my mind that I piss ppl off. Heh, I am an asshole and I know i can be one. I offered to apologize so i tried. So it comes down to this: Either he was totally offended, which is alright about the situation since I was a dick or he just wanted to position himself that he can be hot shit. We will never know. I will find out. Sobriety will help with this situation.

I looked ridiculous doing that shit in front of the exec council of student senate who were present at that party. But then again...What Really REALLY grinds my gears is that: Number one there's a conference at st. cloud with SAFAC so why the fuck is our pres/VP doing in bemidji drinking? Heh, i can smile and walk with my head held high saying that they were drinking, being dumb like me. Number two: Their friends are preppy assholes that even told me to my face they don't like me cuz I'm in a fraternity. Goddamnit, is it me or am i convinced that judgemental ppl are world class cocksuckers? Yeah, this dingleberry told me frat guys suck and aren't welcomed to the place once I walked in. Does he know anything about fraternities? Does he personally know anyone from OTE? Does he know me? This guy sucks at life and wants nothing more than to build an ego, and want ppl to like him cuz he feels he isn't liked enough. he's in his comfort zone, drinking beer on weekends and sticking with his jock-ass preppy crowd during the week. Oh, and years later after he fails out of college that guy will repeat on the daily basis "Will you have fries with that" on a daily basis...Oh horeshit!! He sucks at life and thank gawd I won't be him!!

High and Mighty...who feels they need room to be like that? Really really eating me away right now. RA's, Organizations who influence ppl to be like invulnerable can backfire. I learned my lesson. Oh did I ever. What I learned:


There's pricks out there so ah...whatever you feel like doing, do it amongst good buddies who know you. Dont' abuse your rep with strangers.

(I'm a degenerate low-life...ppl need to deal with it.)

Jon has spoken.

J2K is in the hizzouse!!!!