Hippies...

David Letterman: here's a top ten list from this pub'!

10.) Hippies are just dumb...

9.) Hippies complain and don't do shit

8.) They are anti-American...weaken our nation as a whole.

7.) They do drugs and want more and more drugs to be legalized. How can our society be good if no one knows what the hell is going on after doing blow? Sure, they can be philosophical, but end up talking to trees rather than people! Oof-ta!!

6.) hippies are pussies...they come in great numbers to protest but hey, no prob... a bulldozer will get the job done as they stand in line!! (ain't that fucking great?)

5.) Hippies don't work...irresponsible jerkoffs.

4.) Hippies rely on parents to wipe their ass thru life; even if they are over 50. Go to Winona and you'll find out that I'm telling the truth!!

3.) Hippies just piss me off...(Oh, that's not obvious :-S!!)

2.) Hippies would support terrorists!! (That means they can just as well get the fuck out of our country if they hate us so much those waste of sperm!!)

1.) Hippies listen to sad bastard music and that music never sells. it's harmful to the human ear. Nothing stands out but "Oh poor me!!"....They bitch, gripe, and complain how their life sucks...THAT IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO SHIT!!

It is Good we have a leader who can lead (Yes, I'm talking about Bush) and keep us in line how to be instead of letting us be TOTALLY FREE! Good they have limited rights with their radical views towards "others"! What I mean by "others" is those who like what we have in USA. I don't want to listen to a sad, lowlife cryass expressing his/her feelings cuz they were irresponsible with life everytime i walk outside of my room on campus. They suck at life!! I live at a very liberal college but aren't all colleges liberal? People remember....America: This is the land of OPPOR'FUCKING'TUNITY and liberals, dems, etc forgot abut that. get a job. go to school, try hard in high school so you can be all you can be rather than supporting shit that weakens our economy, society, etc. Goddamnit: Hippies need to enjoy the freedom we have, follow the constitution and be glad we aren't living in a total dictatorship regime! I'm doing everything just fine with my life. I like our president (course he can take it down a notch with his religion). Ohter than that, I'm not complaining....other than sad, bastard liberals that HIPPIES associate themselves with!!!! I cannot stress it enough. everything about them pisses me off!!

Hippies...you don't mean shit. Fuck you all. Fuck your beliefs. Fuck you.

Jon has spoken...