Lies Girls Have Told Me
This is republished from another blog but I liked it so much I stole it (from maddoxx and cowboy). Thank You Guys

Girl says: "I didn't do anything over the weekend.."
LIE. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret havin now that Im sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so Ill give you the false impression that I live a modest life sitting at home and reading over my weekends, so youll have to find out what I really did from people talking behind my back." This is probably closer to the truth then most people think. And dont talk to me about some political rant saying "well not every girl is like that blah blah blah..." I know that not every girl is like that. Nobody cares.

Girl says: "Ive kissed one guy."
LIE No girl has kissed one guy. Any girl that says she has kissed only one guy is either too young to have kissed more, or a damned liar.

Girl says: "I think your cute."
LIE. No girl thinks Im cute. Im repulsive. Im hideous.

Girl says: "Looks dont matter to me"
LIE. Looks dont mater, MY ASS. Looks matter. Any girl that says "loods dont matter" is in denial. Proof? The good looking jerks that treat women like shit always get the women.

Girl says:" I want to find a guy thats sensitive.."
LIE. This one's a whopper. Girls dont want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better then the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity..ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity..or at least thats what theyll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once Id like to meet a good looking girl thats not in denial, and that wont put on an integrety show, and that will just come out and admit that shes been pounded more times then any nail in in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is. At least then Id respect her for being honest. Its so transparent to me whats going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day day of the week, and then go to church on sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. Its probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack therof).

Girl says" I just broke up with my boyfriend,so Im not going to date for a while."
LIE. I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores goind from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car and she'll be in bed with him faster then she can contract his STD's

Girl says: "I like to have fun"
LIE. Some girls ive talked to have been so shallow, that when asked what they like to do shell simply say, "I like to have fun.." No shit? I thought you liked being bored like the rest of us. What the hell kind of answer is "I like to have fun.." Whoe doesnt like to have fun? Upon further probing for what they like to do theyll say "well uhhh I like to swim and go hiking, and uh..I like to just hang out with friends...uuhhh I like to to see movies..Uhh." Okay she likes to see movies. Potential for a conversation. so Ill ask them what movies they like, and without fail they always say.."oh..uhh..I like all movies.." No dipshit, you dont like all moves. Nobody does. What movies do you like? "uhh.. I like romantic movies mostly." ( I dont really say dipshit..Im usually well mannered around women..not that it matters, since they only want a rich guy to skrew). My fault on that one, I should have known. Upon further interrogating (at least it seems like interrogation, since they have nothing to say about anything that matters outside of their microcosm of exsistence), they tell me they like music, of course. This is all torture to me. Why the hell should I waste my time with someone so damn boring?

Girl says: " like guys with a sense of humor"
LIE. I consider myself to have a sense of humor. Anyone that comes to this site and leaves without being offended has to have a sense of humor (or a really low attention span). Most of the girls that say this usually mean to say "Im a giddy little girl that laughs at everything regardless of how everything I laugh at is painfully not funny." The elusive "guys with a sense of humor " they talk about are jerks that treat them like shit so often, that they have no choice but to think that its funny so they can live with themeslves for dating them. Pathetic.

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