Thursday, April 21, 2005

Why I hate the Band Kiss

I bought a Hit Parader Magazine August of 1996. My first rock n roll magazine. Thought it was the coolest shit. I had 20 year highlights with Kiss from '77 to Nine Inch Nails being in 1996. They hyped Kiss up in that magazine so much, I thought they have to be cool with the makeup... My brother got Kiss's "Smashes and Thrashes and Hits" a year later. I listened to their songs and they were Horrifying!! That greatest hits collection for one thing, sucked, cuz it didn't sell cuz it was that era where they didn't wear the makeup, and they were a bunch of guys in their mid 40's, singing about getting laid. That is just sick! So they learned their shit didn't sell in the 80's so, they put back on the makeup in the mid-90's, go on tour, and stopped making albums cuz they knew they would suck at selling records. It was the makeup that made them a band, not the fucking shitty ass music they did! In the 80's , they didn't have the original members...thanks to Gene Simmons (Asshole), once the band broke up, he took all the earnings and ran, leaving Ace Frehley (lead guitar) and Peter Criss (drummer) dirt poor. So, there was a new lineup in the 80's...kept Paul Stanley, but got new members that today sucked and are nowhere near stanley and even though the replacement drummer is dead, he sucked as well. Gene Simmons had all control wtih this band, and could do anything he wanted. Paul's too damn stupid (and ugly too) to know what is going on, so he kept kissing Gene's ass cuz he cannot have a life of his own, wishing he can see the money he worked for but it would all go to Gene. So they took off the makeup to make a shocking appearance on national television for a music video for "Lick It Up" ...same thing, the music sucked, but it was a shock cuz they took off the fucking makeup, with only two original fucking members, wow! They went on for years and years doing what they are doing but still could not sell anything. So, Gene, the money hungry asshole he is, convinces the original lineup to get the band back togehter in the nineties, and do some reunion shit with the makeup. Were their many new albums? only one but that sucked...that is why they only did tours. Gene decides "Well, since I suck at music" Kiss did farewell shows. They have done like 5 of them already. REason for that is Gene is a money hungry son of a bitch, and wants to hype up retirement tours, make them EXPENSIVE, sale profits go to Kiss (Gene Simmons) and Gene has your money, spending it all on prostitutes. He did back then and he does it now...Fuck you Gene Simmons and fuck you, other kiss Members, for being suckered into this shit!

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